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Thanks, dude!
Pot smoking, Socialist, Minority-Lovin', Homo-Lovin' Anti-American Communist football team, the Seattle Socialist SeaHawks, defeated the pot-smokin' all-American, gun lovin' anti-free loading capitalist football team, the Denver Broncos.
How could such a thing have happened in this country? There is only one explanation: Peyton Manning was stoned from being around so much pot smoke. He couldn't handle it, he didn't know how to function while stoned. You could see it in his eyes on the first play of the game. "Whoa, mannn...Wow, that was realllly cool. It was all like it was in sloooowww motion, man."
Next year, SOMEBODY, teach Manning how to smoke dope!!
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