Rise of the Zombie Donald

In 2012 the Republican Party died. An autopsy showed that it died of acute bigotrosis. Although dead, signs of movement continued to appear in the disgusting pile of dead Republicanism. Its muscles and organs were decaying and putrefying and maggots were invading the corpse, leading observers to believe that it was still alive.

But inside the corpse was growing the first of the Republican Undead, The Donald. It had the grotesque coloring of a putrid orange, the slick, greasy hair of an undead hyena, and the grinning face of a lunatic chimpanzee. 

It finally emerged, fully grown, four years later. It had the power of mind control over any former member of the Republican Party. It quickly began eating the living brains and flesh of the Establishment. There was no defense to the Donald. 

It is walking as you read this. There is nothing you can do. It will eat your brains out. It has total control of your mind. REPEAT. There is nothing you can do. He will convince you of anything. He will show you pictures of him eating normal food, such as Taco Salad ToiletBowls and Kentucky Fried ChickenShit. Do not fall for these optical tricks. Have you ever seen the Donald ingest actual food? NO!

He will tell you that he has sacrificed his money for his country, that he would have gladly sacrificed his life for his country in a place called "The Republic of VeetName." These lies works only for those whose brains have already been infected with the Right Wing Zombie Virus, those who were living in the Colonic Space of the Republican Party when it died. 

You are not safe!! It is coming!!