Limbaugh Ordered Castrated by 6-4 Vote

Today the Senate Committee for the Investigation of Disgusting Human Slime voted 6-4 to castrate Rush Limbaugh and feed his shriveled testicles to a Black Widow Spider. The committee is composed of six women and four men. Two of the men had previously filibustered the vote on the grounds the punishment was cruel and unusual and that the women on the committee were trying to "ram" their feminist agenda down the throats of men everywhere. 

The women on the committee decided that the obstructionist men had protected the "pigs" long enough and it was time to move on. Claiming that a majority vote was sufficient to eliminate the filibuster rule, the women found by "overwhelming evidence" that Limbaugh easily qualified as a Disgusting Human Slime and that castration was the appropriate response by society to a pig who refused to comply with even minimal social rules. 

One of the committee men, who refused to be identified, said that the women would be sorry once the men came back into the majority. 

Joe Pags Proves He Is Not a Racist

Right wing radio christianist white zealot, Joe Pags joe pags wants you to know that he IS NOT A RACIST!

On July 21st Pags redecorated his neo-neanderthal broadcast cave with a picture of Charlie Pride for all to see that he has a deep and abiding for true Americans, including a few black folks. 

Bill O'Reilly's Inner Racist and Black Culture

Bill O'Reilly now explains to black Americans that their problems are due to "black culture." Thus, Trayvon Martin was killed by the unwed mother down the street, the hip hop rapper in LA, food stamps, giant sneakers, hoodies (of course,) basketball, too much sex, food stamps, Jackie Robinson, jjazz, soul music, O.J. Simpson, underwear exposing, and, the most dangerous part of black culture, fried chicken.

Included in his racist rant (Chris Hayes) on the cause of Trayvon Martin's death are "gangsta" films and drug use. O'Reilly did not explain how the white murder rate is caused by The Godfather or how white child molestation is caused by Lolita, or how white drug use is caused by Mick Jagger and Hank Williams, Jr. Of course, there is anti-semitism caused by The Merchant of Venice, and bombastic idiotic white thinking caused by John Philip Souza.

Can a complete racist meltdown be far away for this great white icon of American stupidity?

Racism. What racism?

Jennifer Rubin: "Most Americans have never personally experienced racism."  Right Wing Watch

That is correct, Ms. Rubin. About 85% of Americans, the white ones, have never personally experienced racism. However, of that 85% probably most have personally subjected black Americans to racism, the latest example being the 9mm racism used recently by one George Zimmerman.

Ms. Rubin wants to get out of the "racial archeology" and escape the non-remembrance of things past. She did not comment on whether she thought Amercia should forget the archeology of Auschwitz.

Morally Wrong Economics

"The current state of income inequality...isn’t just morally wrong; it’s bad economics." President Obama's economic address today. He also will probably nominate one of America's greatest economic thinkers, Larry Summers, to be the next bag man for Wall Streeet, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve. 

Child Hostages Used by Prez Obama

          Limbaugh's fat head finally explodes. Scum, sludge and shit fill the broadcast studio. 

Flush says: Conservatives kill kids with guns

Rush Limbaugh loves the smell of dead babies in the morning

The Flusher returns today with the announcement that liberals kill kids with abortion, not guns. What can this mean other than that conservatives kill women and children with AR-15s? Conservatives love to kill women and children with AR-15s. Conservatives love to see those .223 AR-15 rounds ripping through the tender young flesh of babies. Dead babies mean conservatives can remain free!


Rush, Rush, hey, hey, hey
How many kids did you kill today?

And, Nancy Pelosi is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!!

The latest big lie, of course, is that Nancy Pelosi wants to force Tea Bagger Party grandparents to invite pedophiles into their grandchildren's bedrooms. 

To prove this new liberal threat to children he reads and very selectively quotes from The Guardian (liberal, communist, nazi, pedophile loving, etc.,) a newspaper from Great Britain, on a story about pedophilia. 

But note the carefully weasel-worded  lies: "...they make the case for pedophilia...The Guardian suggests pedophilia is not wrong...

the argument being made is that pedophilia is natural..."

And, finally, Sarah Goode, (an academic in Great Britain) has conducted two studies on pedophilia. This is quickly followed by Limbaugh's conclusion that there is an effort to normalize pedophilia, make it safe and loving and, therefore, protect our children.

Notice how Limbaugh does not actually say that The Guardian or Sarah Goode is planning to make pedophilia normal, loving and safe for children. Limbaugh is perfectly aware of the libel and slander laws of Great Britain and knows he will be sued if he said those things.

Rush Limbaugh is a liar and a coward, a big, sleazy liar and coward.

Hey Rush, Get Your Lily White Chicken-Shit Ass Over Here!

How did a man who looks like a fat, white, pig, who sounds like a combination of Sylvester the Cat and Yosemite Sam, whose political views are essentially that of George Wallace in 1972, and who dodged the Vietnam draft (by claiming to have a big pimple on his ass,)  get to be the biggest radio personality in the U.S.?

We will be examining those and other questions and will be deconstructing Limbaugh's lies and exposing his special brand of reactionary cowardice.