Jindal Not An American Citzen

Bobby Jindal was a living, breathing human being when he crossed the borders of the United States in January of 1971. He began his miserable little life in Malerkotla, Punjab, India, in October, 1970, and three months later his mother and father hopped on a plane to the U.S. so he could become an anchor baby. 

He was not conceived in the U.S. and his parents were not citizens. He is not a citizen of the U.S. Bobby Jindal, you have to go. 

Donald Trump. Sadly, Still Not A Human Being

DNA tests revealed today that, sadly, Donald Trump is still not a fully formed human being. His genetic makeup is 98% Neanderthal. 

I'm Not Joseph Mengele

That's not me. I only do science on dead babies.

Dr. Carson says, "I'M NO DR. MENGELE!!"

Responding to attacks by liberal elitists Dr. Ben Carson maintained that he was no Dr. Mengele. Carson said that the difference between him and the infamous Nazi Angel of Death is that Mengele did research on live babies while he, Dr. Carson, only did research on babies that had been murdered in the womb and then transferred to his facilities.