Today the Senate Committee for the Investigation of Disgusting Human Slime voted 6-4 to castrate Rush Limbaugh and feed his shriveled testicles to a Black Widow Spider. The committee is composed of six women and four men. Two of the men had previously filibustered the vote on the grounds the punishment was cruel and unusual and that the women on the committee were trying to "ram" their feminist agenda down the throats of men everywhere.
The women on the committee decided that the obstructionist men had protected the "pigs" long enough and it was time to move on. Claiming that a majority vote was sufficient to eliminate the filibuster rule, the women found by "overwhelming evidence" that Limbaugh easily qualified as a Disgusting Human Slime and that castration was the appropriate response by society to a pig who refused to comply with even minimal social rules.
One of the committee men, who refused to be identified, said that the women would be sorry once the men came back into the majority.
