The Center for Medical Idiocy issued a transcript of its latest abortion sting, this time it was on GOD!
CMI: Mr. God, thanks for helping us with the abortion issue. You have been performing abortions on millions of women throughout the millenia, well, since 6000 B.C...
God: Don't believe that claptrap about the age of the earth, its 4.5 billion years old.
CMI: Well, we are trying to get some information on how to get some fetal tissue to donate to science. We want to help humanity.
God: You need some help.
CMI: When you do the abortions how do you know if you have some good body parts?
God: Technically, they're called spontaneous abortions, miscarriages. Whether you have usable body parts depends on a lot of factors, the term of the abortion, health of the mother, physical condition of the fetus.
CMI: Do you get some intact body parts?
God: Look, an abortion is a bloody, fucking mess. And, by the way, don't blame me, it was Eve who forced me to make women have pain in childbirth. Sometimes you just have to feel around in all the blood, placenta, whatever, to see if you have anything usable.
CMI: So, how do you start these abort...I mean miscarriages?
God: Oh, it's mostly random, sometimes the mother gets real sick. If the miscarriage is late in the pregnancy and she doesn't get some medical help she will probably die.
CMI: Could you let us know when you were going to perform a spontaneous abortion, you know, like a text or email or something?
God: Why would you want to know that?
CMI; Well, we have many contacts and they might be able to get to the abortion in time to get some parts.
God: What? You'd just let the woman bleed to death?
CMI: Hey, like you said, it's Eve's fault. Thank you for your time, God.
