The Passion of the Donald

The Christians (not the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, or other heathens) believe that God sacrificed his only Son to redeem the sins of mankind. The Donald has now revealed to us that he also has sacrificed something that is truly precious to him: his money. He sacrificed his money to create jobs and casinos in New Jersey so that he could redeem his Holy Profit. He created wealth in his own image and saw that it was Good. He said, "Let there be gambling and whores in Atlantic City," and He saw that the gambling and whores were Good.

All Glory be to the Donald.

"I must bear my cross, too." The Donald.